Brian Colfer… is that you?
Brian, THIS… THIS is why Chris won’t leave you alone around his laptop anymore.
Quick, call PETA!
LOL Chris has been riding Brian’s coattails for far too long. I mean he did good, but he would’ve never gain that level of popularity, especially the PCA, if it wasn’t for his cat. Brian do all the heavy lifting, all the hard work, when Chris only relies on his looks. In fact, I’m sure Brian is the one giving ideas to Chris for his books and screenplays, along with giving him hints to play well and make his character so believable and three dimentional. Without Brian, chris is nothing.
Why did I do it?
What did it get me?
Instagrams full of me on your shoulders.
Give ‘em purrs and what does it get ya?
Well, someone tell me, when is it my turn?
Don’t I get a PCA for myself?
Starting now it’s gonna be my turn.
Colfer, human, get off of my runway!
Everything’s coming up Brian!